D. and I. met me and O. at the Smashburger across the street from campus and we got burgers and fries and soda in advance of the women’s volleyball game. I’ve been eating that fast food pretty much nonstop for a year and a half but it took D. eating there once and pulling out his phone to get me to sign up for the Smashburger club. Now I am inundated with coupons.