I’m sitting on the bench waiting for my takeout when one of the staffers says, Excuse me, excuse me, do you have a twin? And I do, but she’s not shopping for chicken sandwiches at the Smashburger on DeKalb. She’s in Baltimore! So I explained that, and not for the first time, and there was laughing, and then I went back to my cloffice and ate fast because I was so hungry.

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