If you know me, you know I keep a calendar, a rigorous one, so I usually know well in advance what I’m going to eat for lunch, and I’ve known since last Wednesday that today would be a Jughead burger lunch. Love Jughead burger lunch day. When I got in the elevator with my burger sack, two other women in the elevator had just come from the burger store, so we talked about all the neighborhood burger options for one flight down then four back up. (We got in the elevator to go up but it started by going down.) Everybody’s mourning the loss of the Five Guys. Me, I could never eat that much burger.