I don’t know what came over me, it happened last night when I was in the supermarket buying tea and a lemon because my voice has turned into a ridiculous rasp and I thought tea with lemon and honey might help, I just thought, If I get a can of tuna and some celery I can have a tuna salad sandwich. So easy! So quick! So full of easy, quick, healthy proteins! So that’s what I packed in a foil-wrapped package, ate it and wondered if my office and I would now smell like tuna forever, unabating. And because it was cheaper, I still have two cans at home. Who will eat that tuna now?