Today was the final meeting of the Committee on Student Life. I am a regular invited guest, and I really love the free lunch. It’s a long story that I’ll tell you if you want, but we celebrated two members of the Student Affairs staff with their favorite meal today: Pizza and salad. I took a giant pile of lettuce and added some grilled tofu and a few deli slices of tofurkey. I love the tofurkey they get here–it is a pile of smoky, rubbery goodness. I had the balsamic vinegar because I was feeling fat. Then I had a buttered roll (I love buttered rolls; I could live on buttered rolls alone), a slice of pizza (nothing goes better with a buttered roll), and two chocolate chip cookies. G., the assistant director of Academic Computing, comes with me to the meetings. He had like four slices of pizza and a pile of cookies.